elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell”
college is just “what the hell”
john quincy adams was the first US president to grant a personal interview to a female reporter, and the only reason he allowed it was because the reporter (anne royall) caught him skinny dipping in the potomac, sat on his clothes, and refused to let him get dressed until he answered her questions and if you dont think that’s one of the coolest stories of early US society then idk what to tell you
I want you to cuddle me and kiss me in public and look at me like I’m the most important person to you but I also want you to pull my hair and breathe down my neck and fuck me until I can’t see or walk properly
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
damn boy are you liquid eyeliner because I’m pretty sure I’m gonna fuck this up
A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.
"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."
"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"
[talking about Thor vs Loki Comedy Central promo] I was like : ‘I’m not sure if I should push you, I feel bad’, but she’s just like :
we knew it
on the lack of romantic subplot in The Avengers.
This remains one of my favourite quotes ever :D
- Gallifrey came back.
- The 10th Doctor came back.
- The 8th Doctor came back.
- The 4th Doctor came back.
- Agent Coulson came back.
- The U.S Government shut down.
- The U.S government came back.
- NYSNC preformed together.
- The Spice girls preformed together again.
- The Backstreet Boys made a new song.
- Monty Python reunited.
- Andrew Scott came out.
- Harry Potter came back.
- Fall Out Boy came back.
- Panic! At The Disco came back.
- Loki became king of Asgard